Is Your Husband Gay? Here's the Test:

This was just too funny for me, as my husband (at least the last time I checked) is TOTALLY gay. At least he *better* be!

"In her book, Kaye included "The Gay Husband Checklist," which lists ways to detect whether or not your husband is gay (read about it here):

-- If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.

-- If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.

-- You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.

-- If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

-- If his best friend is gay.

-- If he hangs out in gay bars.

-- If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.

-- If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.

-- If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks."

Hehehehe.