This was just too funny for me, as my husband (at least the last time I checked) is TOTALLY gay. At least he *better* be!
"In her book, Kaye included "The Gay Husband Checklist," which lists ways to detect whether or not your husband is gay (read about it here):
-- If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.
-- If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.
-- You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
-- If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.
-- If his best friend is gay.
-- If he hangs out in gay bars.
-- If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.
-- If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.
-- If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks."