Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Is Your Husband Gay? Here's the Test:

This was just too funny for me, as my husband (at least the last time I checked) is TOTALLY gay. At least he *better* be!

"In her book, Kaye included "The Gay Husband Checklist," which lists ways to detect whether or not your husband is gay (read about it here):

-- If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.

-- If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.

-- You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.

-- If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

-- If his best friend is gay.

-- If he hangs out in gay bars.

-- If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.

-- If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.

-- If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks."

Hehehehe.

7 comments:

RJGibson said...

Shouldn't they just simplify it by asking: Is your husband a republican fundamentalist?

Brent Goodman said...

OMG I think MY husband is gay!

C. Dale said...

Dear God in Heaven! I think mine might be gay, too!

Anonymous said...

my husband is bisexual.

Peter said...

LOL!
You guys (and your husbands) are a hoot.

Charles said...

What about if your husband puts his penis into other men's bodies? That's usually a sure sign too. I'm surprised it didn't make the list.

Peter said...

Charles!
LOLOLOLOLOL