This was just too funny for me, as my husband (at least the last time I checked) is TOTALLY gay. At least he *better* be!
"In her book, Kaye included "The Gay Husband Checklist," which lists ways to detect whether or not your husband is gay (read about it here):
-- If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.
-- If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.
-- You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
-- If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.
-- If his best friend is gay.
-- If he hangs out in gay bars.
-- If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.
-- If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.
-- If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks."
Hehehehe.
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Shouldn't they just simplify it by asking: Is your husband a republican fundamentalist?
OMG I think MY husband is gay!
Dear God in Heaven! I think mine might be gay, too!
my husband is bisexual.
LOL!
You guys (and your husbands) are a hoot.
What about if your husband puts his penis into other men's bodies? That's usually a sure sign too. I'm surprised it didn't make the list.
Charles!
LOLOLOLOLOL
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