Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Is Your Husband Gay? Here's the Test:

This was just too funny for me, as my husband (at least the last time I checked) is TOTALLY gay. At least he *better* be!

"In her book, Kaye included "The Gay Husband Checklist," which lists ways to detect whether or not your husband is gay (read about it here):

-- If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.

-- If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.

-- You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.

-- If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

-- If his best friend is gay.

-- If he hangs out in gay bars.

-- If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.

-- If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.

-- If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks."

Hehehehe.

8 comments:

RJGibson said...

Shouldn't they just simplify it by asking: Is your husband a republican fundamentalist?

brent goodman said...

OMG I think MY husband is gay!

C. Dale said...

Dear God in Heaven! I think mine might be gay, too!

Montgomery Maxton said...

i was straight until i read this one: If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

gemellen said...

my husband is bisexual.

Peter said...

LOL!
You guys (and your husbands) are a hoot.

Charles said...

What about if your husband puts his penis into other men's bodies? That's usually a sure sign too. I'm surprised it didn't make the list.

Peter said...

Charles!
LOLOLOLOLOL