Abbreviations Poem

ABC this gum
is ABC! AKA
AOB ASAP this
ATM has ADD.
AWOL on the AVE,
let’s not make a BFD.
BRB BTW next time BYOB,
CC SWC (someone who cares),
CYA before DNR becomes DOA,
eg. ESP — what’s your ETA?
Your FTE? FYI that’s an FAQ.
GIGO, GOMER.
What does ICTYBTIHTKY mean?
(I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You)
You all know IOU, JO, K9, LOL, LULZ,
L8RG8R, MR MRS and MS.
But what about NIMBY, NOMODO,
NINK’s & DINK’s,
PSSSLQ’s & POSSLQ’s?
Your PDA’s PDQ.
What a PITA.
Don’t forget to RSVP in R/T.
SNAFU becomes SOS and you're SOL
'cause it’s SRO for tonight’s TBA TGIF.
TMI, TMI.
U2 VSOP W/ W/O U.
WCIYBP? (for Rebecca)
WWJD?
XYZ.
Y2K.
YOYO (you’re on your own).
Y not?
ZZZZZ.