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Saturday, September 20, 2008

From the internet "Relationship Advice Files:"

Farts happen . . . . But just because you're comfortable enough to pass gas in front of your partner doesn't mean it should be a free-for-all. You or your partner should try to remain discreet and, at the very least, say excuse me.

This one made Dean and I laugh out loud. And I'm not sure, but I think one of us may have pooted.
Posted by Peter at 8:15 PM
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Collin Kelley said...

Excessive gas is not sexy.

September 21, 2008 12:00 PM

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