From the internet "Relationship Advice Files:"
Farts happen . . . . But just because you're comfortable enough to pass gas in front of your partner doesn't mean it should be a free-for-all. You or your partner should try to remain discreet and, at the very least, say excuse me.
This one made Dean and I laugh out loud. And I'm not sure, but I think one of us may have pooted.
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Excessive gas is not sexy.
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