I was at one of our Northend clinics today, helping with an electronic medical records implementation and saw posted at one of the provider's desk a listing of some of the "Reason for Today's Visit" that have been written on patient's charts over the years:
Fist in armpit
General wart
information regarding chicken pots
Herniated Dick
skin falling off penis
F/U CK
stablish care, GAU assing pt
pt wants Dr. to interfere with her virginity
pap snear
f/u on freezing of face
pt able to walk 50 yrs before he needs to stop
get her tubes tight
Dumbness in fingers
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Sounds like a fun place to work.
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Oh, dear...remind me to avoid this hospital at all costs. ;)
Oh Peter, these are hilarious!
pap snear indeed.
Thank you for these! I have hundreds, yet several of of these are new classics for my list.
(F/U CK is going to the top of the charts with a bullet!) In 2 decades of transcription, my favorite is still "baloney amputation." New transcriptionists are the mostest fun. Really.
Glad you all found these amusing. My personal favorite was "Dumbness in fingers." Hahahaha . . . on so many levels.
Pamela: it took me a few minutes, but i finally got it: "baloney amputation" is "below knee amputation." hehehe, priceless!
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