Duck! Cheney

This was too funny and clever not to pass along:

From: "Marcus Bales"
To: WOM-PO@LISTS.USM.MAINE.EDU
Sent: Monday, February 13, 2006
Subject: Cheney Hunts


Higgledy piggledy
Richard B Cheney
While hunting for quail on the
Old Armstrong place.
In a moment of carelessness
Vice-presidentially
Blasted another guest
Right in the face.

"Ambulance! Ambulance!"
Richard B. Cheney
Repeated as somebody
Bled where he sat
Prey to Republican
Inhospitality
Was he a terrorist
Or Democrat?

Luckily luckily
Richard B Cheney's
Security detail has
Medics on staff
And, since the guy is an
Ultraconservative,
All that he'll say is "It
Hurts when I laugh".

Remington Remington
Richard B Cheney
Has shot a Republican
Very fat cat;
Cheney is sorry but
Self-justifyingly
Thinks "I'd have missed if
He wasn't so fat."

Wriggley wriggley
Richard B Cheney:
"Executive privilege!"
SCOTUS: "Concur!"
After all, Hamilton
Paradigmatically
Died when shot down by
Vice President Burr.

Coverup coverup
Richard B Cheney
For twenty-four hours
Would not say a word,
And none of the media
Characterisitcally
Tell us the real facts: did
Dick get the bird?