skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Peter Trivia
From Eduardo via Ivy:
- About 100 people choke to death on Peter each year.
- Peter is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- Never store Peter at room temperature.
- A lump of Peter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Peter.
- Some birds use Peter to orientate themselves during migration.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Peter.
- If you kiss Peter for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Peter is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Peter.
2 comments:
Your name makes everything dirty.
Oh Peter!
Some of Rebecca Loudon's:
1. If you toss Rebecca 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
. . .
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Rebecca.
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Rebecca.
5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Rebecca orbiting the Earth.
. . .
8. Rebeccaolatry is the mindless worship of Rebecca.
. . .
Post a Comment