Sunday, January 15, 2006

Peter Trivia

From Eduardo via Ivy:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peter

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Peter each year.

  2. Peter is the sacred animal of Thailand.

  3. Never store Peter at room temperature.

  4. A lump of Peter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

  5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Peter.

  6. Some birds use Peter to orientate themselves during migration.

  7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Peter.

  8. If you kiss Peter for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!

  9. Peter is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Peter.

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Eduardo C. Corral said...

Your name makes everything dirty.

Oh Peter!

Peter said...

Some of Rebecca Loudon's:

1. If you toss Rebecca 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
. . .
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Rebecca.
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Rebecca.
5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Rebecca orbiting the Earth.
. . .
8. Rebeccaolatry is the mindless worship of Rebecca.
. . .