Friday, June 20, 2008

Slow News Day?

ASPEN, Colorado — The city of Aspen wants the scoop on dog poop.

By holding a poetry contest on canine feces, the city hopes to raise awareness about unclaimed dog poop in Aspen. In a survey conducted in October, Aspen residents deemed left-behind feces their biggest complaint about living here.

“We are hoping to get good poetry and cast a fresher light on a problem that requires awareness and personal responsibility,” said Brian Long, the city parks and open space ranger.

Submissions for the contest are due early July. All types of poetry are accepted.


Woman Injured Trying on Thong.
A 52-year-old California woman is suing lingerie giant Victoria's Secret, claiming that a "design flaw" on a pair of V-string panties caused her to suffer an eye injury. According to court documents, Macrida Patterson says that a decorative metallic object flew off of a thong she was trying, causing permanent cornea damage, after striking her in the eye. It's the latest lawsuit involving the lingerie maker this year.
Get the Full Story From the New York Daily News.


Your Potato Salad Is Boring Everyone

Next time you trot out this classic summer treat, skip the drab mayo and try a tangy twist instead. AOL Food and Tyler Florence tell you what that is and show you which step you really need to skip.


Radish King said...

I'm going to use this headline as the title for a poem :)

ps. I always put curry in my potato salad.


RJGibson said...

What the hell is a v-string?

Is this like the G-spot?