Saturday, February 12, 2005

Dante's Inferno Test

Discover which level of hell you will spend eternity in (if you have not already):

"Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test. This test, sponsored by the 4degreez.com community (the fine people who brought you the famous Personality Disorder Test), is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Answer the questions as honestly as you can and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope."

I, of course, will be spending eternity with the sodomites. But I hear the music is good there.

8 comments:

Radish King said...

My level of hell: Spokane.
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jenni said...

I'm the 7th level of hell.

C. Dale said...

I will definitely be in The Seventh Circle of hell. See you there. I am sure it will be one endless circuit party on a beach. Auden will be there. Ginsberg, Ashbery, Merrill, Bishop, H.D., Doty. Who knows, Eliot may be there! Yup, we will all do reading in thongs.

Suzanne said...
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Suzanne said...

Well, at least I'll know a few people when I arrive in the 7th Circle of Hell!

Peter said...

Ah . . . reading in thongs . . . the visual on that. Hopefully in hell we get our "young & in-shape" bodies back.

early hours of sky said...

well at least there are hot girls lol

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

The Sublibrarian said...

Hmmm. The site appears to be down. That can't be a good thing. Hope it's not an automatic assignment to the hottest part of the cosmic deep fryer. With my luck, Eliot will be there, reading continuously from Christianity and Culture.