My 50th birthday (yes, it's true) is rapidly approaching. I was having a wonderful day, and feeling pretty copacetic about it, until I received in the mail today these two things: 1) my Official AARP Membership Card (no shit!), and 2) a message from my doctor that I am due for a physical, and that I need to schedule my first COLONOSCOPY. ARRGGH! Life is cruel. Life is cruel. Life is cruel.
Welcome to the club!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I love your scream image!
ReplyDeleteMy husband turned 50 last year, I was amused how quickly that AARP card arrived. Now we get the magazine.
Maybe AARP really stands for:
An Amazingly Remarkable Poet--
think of that when you look at your card.
Happy early Birthday! Hope to see you soon!
K: I love your acrostic for AARP. HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteI am actually lookin gforward to the "R" part someday (retirement). Ot at least rest and relaxation.
Maybe Nurse Jackie will be there to administer your sedation drugs like a soprano with wings.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
And happy birthday :)
Rebecca
Happy Birthday from out in the sticks!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday from Kentucky. (My AARP card arrived on my wedding anniversary--OUCH!)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, cool man, my father 76 have high blood preasure and depends on his medicine everyday still tough, happy and cheerfull. Just be a happy go lucky person.
ReplyDelete>>>> HOBO HANDBAG
Cheers
Hey Peter: Tell me how it goes -- I officially start to 'push 50' (aka 49) on Thursday!
ReplyDeleteBTW I saw a guy at Pride yesterday wearing a t-shirt that said "Pushing 50 is all the exercise I need" -- Should have asked him where he got it -- for both of us!:)