On the twelfth day of Autumn my true love gave to me:
Twelve corn kernels
Eleven rotten romas
Ten feet of hose
A nine-inch zucchini
Eight empty peat pots
Seven shrieking starlings
Six frisky squirrels
Five rusted hinges
Four piles of dead leaves
Three wormy apples
Two dead roses
And a pear that was fallen from the tree.
*snork*
ReplyDelete9 inch zuchhini!
I believe it.
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ReplyDelete10' hose!
ReplyDeleteYou're a crack up, Peter! I love how much fun you have:-)
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